Don't Worry Sister...You Too Can Get Down The Aisle!

Let's get real and just chat girl to girl here.  No matter how you see it, or how strong you are, you're going to face some big challenges as you work your way through your big fabulous Lesbian wedding in Vermont.

No worries.  A little bit of advice and deep breaths will make it all worthwhile.  Here's a few simple tips for planning your Vermont Gay Wedding:

1. If you're going to wear a "Tuxeda" (female Tuxedo)...find a tailor or shop that specializes in fitting it to your womanly figure.
   
2. Going with a strapless dress? Afraid it might fall off your bossom?  Go to any good wig store, upscale lingere shop, or look online for "Body Adhesive."  A little dab along the line of your dress at the bossom and your worries are gone.
   
3. Not sure who's going to walk who down the aisle? If there is confusion about which parent is walking which bride down the aisle, then set up the seating (if possible) so that there are two aisles and walk with your Poppa's down aisles simultaneously and meet at the front.  If there are no Dad's to walk you down the aisle then walk arm in arm together or use the two aisles and each of you walk down an aisle and meet at the front of the church together.
   
4. Don't panic. No matter how hard you plan, something's going to happen.  So keep it cool.  One of the best ways to keep cool is plan your panic attack.  Be ready for it and make a list of things that will help you let it go and de-stress.  Or, pick an object - a picture of your favorite vaction destination, a special stone, a coin - something that when you hold it, reminds you to just relax.  And one other thing would be a small bottle of...bet you thought we were going to say VODKA...nope, a small bottle of your favorite fragrance.  A whiff and you're transported!
   
5. Water, water, water. Fresh, clean, water will keep your body in good shape, your senses clear, and override then anxiety.